Great Teacher Onizuka (GTO) - Review

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Duration: 43 Episodes (24 mins each excluding pilot)
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Slice of Life, School Life

Honestly, what does one think of when the letters GTO come up? Considering my heavy interest in car culture, the image of the famous Pontiac GTO from the 60s and 70s comes to mind. For most others' it's the recently (sure 2004 is still recent in my mind) bastardized Pontiac *cough* Holden *cough* GTO. Regardless, we probably think of the car. Nowadays, whenever the GTO acronym is brought up, it's all about Onizuka Eikichi. Who is he you ask? He's aspiring to be the Greatest Teacher ever--Great Teacher Onizuka.

Story

Onizuka is a ex-bike gang leader who has the weirdest and perhaps loftiest goal for someone like him--to be a great teacher. After a short yet eventful two weeks of intern student teaching at a high school, he gets a job teaching a private school where he is assigned to a notorious 'problem' class which has caused previous teachers to quit. Throughout the series, Onizuka incorporates very unorthodox and unconventional methods of winning over the delinquent class with the belief that there is more to learn than what is contained in a textbook.

The story progresses in a very steady fashion in which he slowly gains the trust of his students through various student particular arcs. Some last over several episodes and kept me entertained fully. In retrospect I really never felt there was any particular point in the series where the episodes started to lag.

Characters:

Honestly, aside from a numerous cast of minor characters, you only need to know about Onizuka. Again, a former member of the Onibaku gang, he's an instant badass character who aspires to be a great teacher for today's youth. Initially going into education in hopes of finding a romantic relationship with the young girls/teachers at the school, he becomes a figurehead of justice in a currently troubling Japanese school system. He's not that smart, dirty-minded, and outrageous at times, but a very moral and upstanding person who is purely funny as hell.

Despite not mentioning the other characters on the show, it does have a strong cast. In an attempt to be spoiler-free as possible in this review, There will be some favorites and those you wished to be developed stronger, but it is a fun cast that you'll get to know well before you start looking for more Onizuka sightings.

Voice Acting/Sound

For the most part, the soundtrack of the show is nothing spectacular aside from the first opening theme 'Driver's High' by L'Arc~en~Ciel and second ending 'Shizuku' by Okuda Miwaku. The background music is suitable for its various scenes; uplifting music for funny scenes and dramatic music for action and melancholic scenes. The music fits, but nothing too special as far as I remember.

I originally watched the subbed version of the series, but managed to catch a few clips of the dubbed version and have to say that although I have a preference for the sub, the dub is not bad at all. Takagi Wataru's (Japanese) voice over for Onizuka is absolutely perfect; he solely puts the Great in GTO. I can't possibly praise this guy's work on the series. (Note: I actually noticed that he voices Tobi on Naruto Shippuden too. I can recognize that pervy man's voice anywhere. Great.)

Loved:
Onizuka's Faces: It was probably what kept me really intrigued every episode. Onizuka makes numerous facial expressions that are just hilarious to watch and makes you wonder how he gets his face in those ways. It really makes him an extremely cool and exciting character as a whole. In addition to his faces you'll constantly be seeing him smoking which further makes him cool as it depicts him as a somewhat calm and collected character. I admit, smoking is cool. Anybody who is familiar with Solid Snake from the Metal Gear series would have to agree.

Toyota Cresta: Yes. The car exists and will forever live as GTO's best ongoing gag.

Real-life Application: I haven't been in middle school/high school for several years now but I can attest that those years were the most trying years in my life. Various issues in the classroom regarding drugs, sex, bullying, and the bond between teacher and student are very precarious for adolescents during these years. Onizuka's approaches some of these issues in a very direct manner and if an aspiring teacher were to watch this series, he or she would be able to draw some characteristics of a model teacher. I found it to be very inspiring and touching at times.

Hated:
The Ending: Quite possibly the only damper to this series was the ending. It felt a little rushed and did not serve the series justice; it left too many questions unanswered and seemed like there was something missing that the writer's wanted to include but just ended up taking out. The series could have been extended a few more episodes to give better closure for fans. Then again, hardcore Onizuka fans will seek out the manga for the continuation of the series and the new adventures for Onizuka. Personally I just didn't want it to end. It's usually how I feel with most slice-of-life anime, they have the luxury of being able to run forever. Then again, it might as well have ended on a high note than fizzle out in mediocrity.

The Lowdown: The premise for the show seems extremely random and perhaps a tad cliche, but its plot excels and captivates in many ways. You'll laugh, maybe cry, and give several nods 'yes' to this anime.

Notes: Watched entire 43 episode series from beginning to end (Anime-4ever fansub) and bits and pieces of the English dub.

I'm an Old Fart. Let me Rip...Christmas Break.

First of all, I'd like to wish everyone a happy new year; holy crap it's already 2010. Where did the 2000s go all of a sudden? Regardless, it's a new decade and for most people, the end of Christmas break, holiday break, winter break or whatever break you'd like to call it. Being PC is okay every now and then and has its place, but uggh, some people throw a big fit about the terminology/coinage of the term Christmas Break. To be honest, relax and be cool because it's a break after all.

That was the time when I would count the days awaiting that one and a half week to two week break of doing absolutely nothing. I got to be a lazy ass, sleep in, get some kick ass toys or video games from my family for Christmas, and spend those lazy days playing. It was a grand time of my childhood, there was no school, no urgent commitments, just me enjoying my time as a kid.

Back then, it was a time to recharge and refresh oneself for the new year ahead as well as the next semester of school. In our busy lives we sometimes hope for a mental health day to just let loose and de-stress after long, chaotic and anxiety-ridden days. When I was in college, the week and a half off were invaluable to me simply for the matter that school life in college left me confused and out of place. Spending some quality time at home with family during Christmas break allowed me to analyze where I was in life and get myself back on track for the next year/semester...Alright I lied, that what I should have done. What did I actually do? Hmm, as far as I can remember, I spent most of the time catching up on the sleep that I didn't get and ate to my heart's content while doing absolutely nothing productive for myself.

I really wonder how many days I have wasted during the years over Christmas Break doing absolutely nothing. Alright. Taking into consideration that I was most likely conscious and aware of Christmas break since probably first grade up until now (age 22). I was 6 years old at the time. Preschool and kindergarten are a complete blur to me now (aside from some random show-and-tell days). I guess you can blame it on alcohol for that. Alright, so basically for around 16 years of Christmas Breaks and then considering that on average Christmas Break is roughly 12 days give or take; so I've been unproductive for 192 days of my life. That doesn't sound too bad since it's only a little more than half of a single calendar year, but that's strictly for Christmas Break only. Think of how many more days I've wasted on summer vacation, spring break, sometimes mid-winter break, Thanksgiving break, etc.

Aside from that half digression, half panic attack, what I'm trying to say is that because I'm working a normal/hourly job now, there's absolutely no more time for Christmas Break. You simply won't have one unless you take some vacation days, but those will most likely be unpaid. The revelation kind of hit me like a rock when I had some friends contact me prior to and during their Christmas Breaks (some of them are still in school or have a pseudo-Christmas Break schedule). It'll go something like this:

"Hey man, I got a couple days off for Christmas Break, we should definitely hang out and drink sometime then.."

or

"Yay, I'm finally done with exams, did you want to go drink or something sometime?"

or

"You should come down, hang out and drink, it's New Years Eve after all..."

Honestly, instances like these make it painfully true to me that I no longer have any free time during a so-called Christmas Break to have fun (or drink for that matter). It pains me every time when I have to give my friends the reality check that my free time runs sparingly nowadays. All work and no play makes me a very dull boy...er...man...err whatever...a dull 22 year old then. My current job had me working several hours on Christmas eve too so I technically only had Christmas day and the weekend off. It was a three day weekend so I couldn't complain, but I wouldn't mind having an extra week or two off in addition to that. Some say that I'm lucky enough to even work on Christmas Eve because of the god awful economy right now, but in retrospect, you would like to have Christmas Eve off as well.

A visual of how my December was. I can say it was very 'work friendly'. Harhar. Damn I really need to get away from making shitty puns.

Despite not having a true Christmas Break this year, I could always return to school to pursue some kind of masters degree or something along those lines; then I would have a Christmas Break again. However, exercising that possibility is absolutely foolish for me since I honestly would rather do without more school. I've already spent 17-18 years of my life in school; it's about time to live my life for a change instead of reading about others' lives or something along those lines (that's quite sad I'm interpreting education as that).

It sounds like I'm repeating myself over and over in these Old Fart posts, but a sad reality for those entering the horrible truth of getting older. Be prepared for your lack of Christmas Break. You've been warned.

So Sick...

First of all, Merry belated Christmas to everyone today. I guess for some of you Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, or Happy Holidays. To quote the great AVGN, "if you have a problem with Happy Holidays, then Happy-Shut-The-Fuck-Up". It's finally winter, it's only raining for the moment, but Michigan did get it's snow last week, so it was kind of a white Christmas. Whatever, this entry is not supposed to be about Christmas, but what the season brings every year for me--disease.

I've been officially sick off my ass for the last two weeks now. I still feel pretty shitty but this is the way it goes for me every damned year. It's not even that I get sick frequently either, it's more so because I get sick so sparingly, each time I actually do get sick, it hits me like a train. Sickness for me doesn't usually hit me until about the end of the week, usually a Friday night after a long week of school or work. I guess that's when my body is most vulnerable because I mentally and physically check out. I don't just get the flu for one or two days, but it'll be a marathon of sickness lasting at least a week, two weeks. I remember being sick last year for about three weeks.

It's not just having a cough here, a sneeze there; it's more of like a flu gauntlet that I have to painstakingly survive through. It's no easy feat. It usually starts off harmless enough with a sore throat for the first few days, then it can compound into a dry cough. Somehow by the fourth or fifth day I'll develop some kind of stuffy/runny nose. After that, it's pretty much a toss up of what I might catch. Sometimes I might lose my voice, sometimes I'll get strept throat, bronchitis, an ear infection, or sometimes all of the above. It really becomes like a a spin at a roulette table comprising a laundry list of illnesses and symptoms.

I hope it doesn't land on burning penis...

Probably some of you are thinking to yourselves: "How in the hell do I stay sick so long...?"

Q: Is it a lack of antibiotics?
A: Well, I was drugged up like an addict the last week so it wasn't a lack of medicine/antibiotics. It could have been a mix of weak sauce medicine probably. I was taking a combination of Tylenol cold day and night, Nyquil, ibuprofin, penicilin as well as some Halls cough drops to suppress my sore throat and cough during the day. If there's some kind of magical medicine I haven't been taking, please recommend one.

My mom has been insistent on me taking some Triaminic, but for anyone who knows, it's basically a medicine directed more towards children and isn't as potent as medicine directed towards adults. No matter what type of symptoms I may have when I'm sick, my mom tends to insist that Triaminic will cure it all since it has supposedly worked on her in the past. It's basically some magic elixir for her; available in orange, cherry AND grape flavor. It really reminds me of Chris Rock's take on Robitussin. If you haven't heard it before, I've provided a sound byte from it below.

Q: Was I sleeping enough?
A: Probably not enough during previous times when I was sick because of university/work, but this time around I was sleeping nearly 10-12 hours and catching a few cat naps during work when possible. Despite being a sick bastard, I enjoyed the sleep regardless of how annoying it was to have a perpetually runny nose--I love sleep.

Q: Did I get my annual flu shot?
A: I don't remember ever getting an annual flu shot ever in my life; I may have when I was only a little young'in but other than that I haven't had a flu shot that I remember. My immune system is pretty good to say the least, which is why I'm able to only get sick twice a year.

Q: Is my immune system just a pushover candy-ass?
A:I guess when my immune system wants to be a fierce and mighty Spartan warrior, it can be one. On the flip side when I actually do get sick, it's as though those same Spartan warriors became a bunch of lemmings and simply fell off a cliff. Oddly enough I only get sick on average only twice per year. Once towards the beginning of winter and then another time right when winter is about to end. I guess my body can't take seasonal weather change too well. Weirdly, and thankfully, I don't get sick any other time of the year. Not even a minor cough or sore throat. No headaches either. I'm completely disease-free for about 48 of the 52 weeks in the year.

In the words of The Rock aka Dwayne Johnson, being sick can kick my 'jabroni ass'. What's a jabroni you say? Beats me, but it sounds cool. Hell yeah, I'll give you some People's Elbow sometime. It's almost new years and I'm still sick off my ass. I've been so sick it's taken me two weeks to finally finalize this post. I hope everything above sounds coherent enough. Have a *cough* Happy *sneeze* New *sniffle* Year *puke*!

Seriously, he'll layeth (that's right, LAYETH) the smacketh (yes, smacketh) DOWN, on your candy ass.